"Look. You know what your'e going to get here. You're not at Barley House because you're feeling classy, or want a quiet night. You're here because you want to drink, you want to dance, and those options are really pretty limited in Cleveland.\n\nPROS:\n\n-No cover\n-Good DJs (usually. DJ Donkis - you're my fav!)\n-Reasonably priced drinks\n-Dancing\n-A slight stage to dance on\n-People watching\n-When it's warm, outside areas\n\nCONS:\n\n-Way too much space devoted to table service, typically filled with obnoxious groups of men who will ask anyone to join them. No thanks, I'm good.\n-Some strange characters, including a man who literally picked my roommate and I up before the bouncer told him to stop (thank you bouncer!)\n-Not many places to sit if you aren't getting bottle service - dancing in heels is exhausting, folks!\n-Long bathroom lines, and a bathroom attendant. She's really nice and knows some of the regulars, but I always feel uncomfortable - I can turn the water on myself! The bathrooms are also realllllly small so it gets very crowded.\n\nOverall....well, you know what you're getting in to.\n\nI have also been to Barley House once during the day, to watch football. The bartender wasn't very attentive, even though there were only 5 or so people sitting at the bar. I ordered some waffle fries (yum), but was a little disappointed with the lack of options on the menu (plussss was just craving some mozzarella sticks). The popcorn machine was a nice touch for free bar nibbling, but it must have been run hours earlier and was nearly empty when I scraped the last pieces from it. No one bothered to refill it in the three hours I was there."^^ . "3"^^ . "2013-02-07T00:00:00"^^ . "7"^^ . . . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . .