"1"^^ . "Several months ago, I received permission to work from home. So, I hadda go get a computer. Fortunately, one of my nerd buddies was selling most of the parts from his computer since he recently upgraded, so all I needed was a box. Well, I talked him into getting the box and putting it together so, boom, I had a computer. But then, I needed a monitor. So, I came here, and got a monitor. That was cool. Finally, after several years, I have a computer at the house. \nWell, within a day or so, I was like \"dang it, only 1 monitor\" so I went back and got another. Yay, dual monitors. I measured the space, and I can exactly fit another one in there... but kridz is like, you don't need it NO BUT I WANT IT!!!\nWell, last week, kridz got the option to work from home too. But she's not doing vdi in, she's doing vpn. And sunday it wasn't working. She was asking me questions and I didn't know the answer, then she's like it want's me to install java... and i'm like GAH!!!!\nSo, she goes in to do some work. \nWhen she gets back, we are trying to figure out where to go eat, and i'm like \"lets go get your birthday present\" Her face lights up, \"where are we going?\"\nBest Buy. \nSo we go into the computer section and start looking through the laptops. Every other minute a blue shirt shows up asking if we need help, \"no we are just looking right now\". \nWhen we finally decide on a device... all the blue shirts are gone. \nStill gone.\nStill gone. \nWhen we are looking, everywhere, when we want to purchase... gone. \nOne shows up, we say we want this one. He goes and gets it. \nA transaction was made. We got the insurance or whatever because she is going to be taking it to bars and stuff. \nSo why did she get a new laptop for her birthday?\nBECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE HER USING MY COMPUTER!!!"^^ . . "2016-02-02T00:00:00"^^ . . "4"^^ . "2"^^ . . "2"^^ .