. "SLOWEST SERVICE IN PHOENIX, GREAT BLOODY MARY MIX, SALTY, STALE FOOD, WHAT A WASTE!\n\n--EXCELLENT bloody mary, and for $2 special, Sat-Sun 11a-3p! One star (up from zero) for an excellent drink. THAT'S IT.\n\n--walked in to find a customer at the podium waiting to complain about being abandoned at his patio table for the last 30 minutes\n--waited 15 minutes for our first round of drinks in the bar\n--when our party joined us and we sat, waited 10 minutes to have our drink order taken;\n--25 more minutes for our drinks to arrive (we insisted she take our order before leaving);\n--food arrived more than _one hour_ after ordering\n--the scrambled eggs were crusty and old, obviously made hours earlier; we were too hungry and pissy to send them back -- GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!\n--the lobster bits and their sauce were nothing but salt! A salt lick would have been less salty.\n\n--gratuity was automatically added (forced upon us) despite the delays, and with no apologies\n--no parking validations available; they said they \"ran out\". WHAT!!?\n\nIf I ever go back, I'll go straight to the bar and hope for quicker service on a Bloody Mary by itself. I probably won't."^^ . "3"^^ . "4"^^ . "8"^^ . "2009-08-19T00:00:00"^^ . . "1"^^ . .