. "Guidelines for shopping at Wal-Mart:\n1) Make a list\n2) Do not deviate from said list\n3) Get in and do not make eye contact\n4) Grab from list and checkout quickly\n5) Go across the parking lot to get a shake at Chik Fil A to calm your nerves\n\n3 stars beacause I can get a shake at Chik Fil A when I'm done"^^ . . "0"^^ . . "2008-10-30T00:00:00"^^ . "11"^^ . "0"^^ . "3"^^ .