"Her Name Is Rio And She Dances On The Sand\nBy The Rue\n\nAte at Cafe Rio in Gilbert,\nI didn't go with the cartoon Dilbert,\nThe food didn't make me squirt,\nAcross the street is a Filibert (o's).\n\nChicken burrito enchilada style, \nStood in line but not for a while,\nThe food was good it made me smile,\nAfter I give you my number go ahead and dial.\n\nSeven fifty is a fair price, \nThe burritos are huge and come with rice,\nAdd some beans, salsa for spice,\nWhen I'm in Vegas I throw the dice.\n\nBuck sixty five for a small drink,\nStarred at the hottie but she didn't wink,\nReading her magazine it made me think,\nLooking good in those sweats that said \"Pink\".\n\nIf you have a warrant for your arrest,\nStearing clear of here would be best,\nLots of cops in bullet proof vests,\nLunching with their mistress is my guess. \n\nThis place gets a good crowd of hot little honey's,\nProbably only like you for your money,\nSecretly they work at the strip club called Sonny's,\nWishing they were a Playboy Bunny. \n\nGilbert and Baseline is where it's at,\nStop by here if you wanna get fat,\nA lot of food, Sigma Nu is a frat,\nI did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.\n\nDOUBLE MEAT!!!"^^ . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . . "4"^^ . . "2012-09-28T00:00:00"^^ .