. . "This is a desperate man's pizza. It's 3am, everything is closed and you're having the biggest cravings ever. You desperately call this place and you get...well, a desperate pizza. \n\nThe sauce is non-existent. I would describe the flavour but there is none. The dough is dry and the entire pizza is just a mess in general.\n\nI felt like I was eating plato with plastic cheese. My friends felt like barfing.\n\nDefinitely not worth the calories. You're honestly better off going to bed hungry."^^ . "1"^^ . . "2016-07-20T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ .