"10"^^ . . "Call me a grump, but I find absolutely no reason to return.\nOur waitress was lovely, which is why I'm not giving the place one star, but all the smiles in the world wouldn't make up for the crummy experience. \n\nTheir beer is downright awful. The spectrum of offerings runs from flat and lifeless to bitter and tar-like. I went with a group of four and between us we tried 8 different drafts. There wasn't a single one we liked, nor a single one we finished. I realize this is personal preference, you might like their beer, but you'd be wrong. (I kid, I kid... go and try them, you might decide I'm crazy, but there's much better beer brewed in the state.)\n\nThe food didn't fare much better. I was excited to see they use Black Earth Meats, but holy cats... they cooked my burger to death, they should have just used some crappy ground from a food service provider. The hockey puck of a patty was so dry, so flavorless, I almost wanted to write Black Earth Meats to tell them Grumpy Troll is abusing their beef. So sad. Fries weren't much better. Cold and soggy. \n\nHeads up, the hostess station is in a weird location, so when you arrive, you aren't really met by anyone. You need to walk around the bar to get to her, THEN you need to go up there to pay at the end of your meal. I realize this is a tiny little thing, I probably sound whiny mentioning it, but I'm not certain why you can't settle up with your waitress? It's very \"Perkin's\" feeling to me. \n\nLast up, the fact that you can't order pizza downstairs and you can't get a burger upstairs is downright silly. People have mentioned it in reviews before and I'm bringing it up again. How hard is it to walk a pizza downstairs if that's where someone wants to sit because there are booths open. Alternatively if you can only host a party of 12 upstairs where there's more open seating, and if they want burgers or other items from the menu downstairs, grab all your servers and run food up at once. I'm no restaurant owner but this simply doesn't make sense to me. It's one building. If I did own a restaurant and this restaurant was multiple floors, I'd let you eat whatever the heck you wanted wherever you wanted. \n\nI realize there's not much in Mt. Horeb, but that's no excuse in my opinion for sub-par beer, a burger that's overcooked although I ordered it medium, and odd restaurant practices that just don't make sense."^^ . "2014-06-02T00:00:00"^^ . . "5"^^ . "10"^^ . "2"^^ . .