. "Is it possible to find a functional time machine and un-Grand Open this horrendously bad Rachel's Kitchen [RK]? Ray Kurzweil? Where are you, pal? \n\nWhat would Ray have to hypothesize on this one? Surely there would be better uses of the technology; however, this RK is so bad ....\n\nSmoothies are the one item on the menu that will not be royally fucked. If you are getting anything other than a smoothie, you might be fucked ....\n\nBadly wilted greens in a to-go salad. Check!\n \nThe poorest excuse for a sliver of whatever the feature ingredient in aforementioned salad was supposed to be. Check!\n\nA thimble size amount of sweet potato fries. Check!\n\nSweet potato fries being as cold as Dick Cheney's heart? Check. Check. Check. \n\nI am not that happy with this RK. Frankly, it fucking sucks. \n\nTwo-stars because I am nice."^^ . . "11"^^ . . "8"^^ . "2"^^ . "5"^^ . "2015-05-10T00:00:00"^^ .