. "Why do Halal Guys when you can do Parsley? The comparison is a joke. Chicken? Bomb. Falafel? Bomb.\n\nBe sure to check Groupon for the $11 for $16 deal. And on top of that, the free Baklava per Yelp check-in? It's a steal. Grand larceny, even. Cuff me now and take me away.\n\n*Excuse the incorrect usage of grand larceny. It was for effect, you see."^^ . "2017-08-03T00:00:00"^^ . . "5"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ .