"2012-01-27T00:00:00"^^ . "I went to a strip club in Mexico once and had a memorable experience. One that I've tried to replicate for many years after.\n\nThe stripper, who was very cute and also very proud of her lactating skills, would for all of a buck hastily whip out one of her tits on demand, squeeze it, and shoot a stream of milk at you. \nShe reminded me of drunk me, peeing in a parking lot someplace...waving my stream around until I've spelled out my name. \n\nPeople...now that's entertainment!\n\nAs compared with the Candy Store, where some dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers stripper who's all too willing to spend a few thousand bucks on breast implants while badly in need of dental implants, snubs you because the black-light illumination is prominently displaying the pee stain on your cargo shorts. \n\nThe Candy Store.\nNice boobs.\nBad grilles.\nAnd girls with no fundamental lactating / squirting abilities, which they should possess since most are single moms. \n\nA disappointment on every level."^^ . . . "44"^^ . . "1"^^ . "5"^^ . "4"^^ .