. . "0"^^ . "2017-03-20T00:00:00"^^ . "4"^^ . "0"^^ . "My mouth says \"Open Sesame\"--that's a literature joke, and you're welcome.\nSeriously, I don't get the hate for this Ali Baba's. The food is good, the service is fine, and prices are cheap. Good, fine, cheap--just like me!\nPlus, they play music videos of Middle Eastern Britney Spears wannabes behind the counter, and I appreciate such fine musical offerings."^^ . . "1"^^ .