"2"^^ . "1"^^ . "Chain massage is the same as a chain restaurant.\n\nDo you like feeling like a number? Me either. \n\nHow about getting a one-hour massage that's only 50 minutes? No thanks.\n\nI dabbled with Massage Envy (despite being told otherwise by friends) because it was close and convenient. Mistake, mistake, mistake. The entire feel is very plastic-spa... not a good thing. This combined with a lack of personal attention and a very routine (not good, nor bad) massage left me feeling cold.\n\nI'll not return."^^ . "6"^^ . . "2013-03-13T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . . .