. . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . "My coronary arteries feel like slimy. It reminded me of a Denny's (on par with McD except with a larger helping of human despair). \n\nI hate making bad bad jokes, but I'm seriously traumatized and not in my right mind. Sorry Celine, my heart will not go on. Not after this. \n\nImagine. An oval plate. A pasty yellow omelette. Some sort of filling (I'm guessing cheese), a decorative scattering of bell peppers and sausage. Just enough to insinuate a meal worth $6.00. A pasty, unbuttered English muffin (how the FUCK do you get an English muffin wrong?!) A small slice of cantaloupe peeking from beneath the carefully placed omelette and hash browns. I love warm fruit. \n\nAnd the hash browns. Goodie. I imagine that the cook shredded up some taters, microwaved them until tender, then gargled some melted lard in his mouth, shoveled a handful of the taters into his pie-hole, then *bleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah* onto the plate in one slimy globule. It glistened in the glinting sunlight. So beautiful. \n\nAfter my meal was finished (Yes, all of it. I was hungry dammit), the plate looked cancerous with yellowish growths smattered around the decorative lettuce leaf. \n\nWash it down. Wash it down with coffee...."^^ . "0"^^ . "3"^^ . "2009-07-23T00:00:00"^^ . .