. "14"^^ . "2"^^ . "2010-01-15T00:00:00"^^ . "11"^^ . "13"^^ . "I honestly cannot tell you how bad I hate this place. Not because I don't want to, just because I don't know how to articulate it properly. \n\nWell, let's give it a shot anyway...\n\nI might be a little more lenient if the people that worked here weren't completely and utterly condescending (which I hate SO FREAKING BAD), and if they knew the value of good service. Oh, and maybe this makes me a discriminator of sorts, but I really don't care for hippies. This is 2010. Cut your damn hair.\n\nI swear every time I have been here (four times now, at least) I tell myself that I am NEVER coming back, even if a pack of wild wolves is chasing me down Roosevelt in the middle of a simmering hot summer day where my jelly shoes have melted into the asphalt... but somehow I always get dragged back and want to give them the benefit of the doubt. How does this keep happening.\n\nThe food isn't good either, and they stop serving anything cooked (even a grilled cheese - simplest creation known to man) pretty early. \n\nNow that I'm on the proverbial wagon, and on this splendid gluten-free vegan diet, it will take more than that pack of wolves to get me back here... at very least it will take an act of god. Or a group of ninjas. They can be pretty convincing with those crazy throwing stars."^^ . . .