. . "You should put the heat on because KFC (Kelly Feels Cold). Then again, she always does. Maybe she should see a doctor about it.\n\nUsually I would give Kentucky Fried Chicken a 2 star rating because secretly if it's done right I actually like their chicken. I don't love it, mind you, and it's overpriced, it's greasy, and it's often old and congealed... but when it's actually fresh I like it. Especially their chicken burgers with a little zing.\n\nThe food here was horribly average KFC 2-star food, but then when I needed to plug my phone in because my car had broken down and was in a nearby garage, they told me that I could not use the outlet. This is not the part of town where random troublemakers will come in and use outlets and harass customers. It's in a perfectly nice suburb and there was no reason in the world not to let me use it. After all, I was a customer and why else is an outlet in the lobby. Therefore one star."^^ . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "2017-08-02T00:00:00"^^ . . "1"^^ . "3"^^ .