. "Sorry, guys. no way is this show worth more than 5 bucks.\n\nLet me start by saying I always kinda liked the ol Carrot Top even if he's kinda stupid. I'm not pretentious about comedy as I am totally down with the dumbest, stupidest thing you throw at me sometimes. Hell, Ive seen Gallagher like 3 times for crissakes!\n\nOne of the worst comedy shows I've ever seen. BAR NONE. And I accidently saw Dane Cook once. \n\nI went to this show sort of as a joke thinking \"it won't be all half bad,\" I got half price tickets.\n\nThe prop comedy was ok at best, he barely did much of it. Wish he'd have done more of it, cause I laughed at it, at least.\n\nAny time he tried doing solid standup w/o props, it was just absolute garbage.\n\nThe material was written as if he was trying to cater to every person from every part of the united states (I get it, I get it, he has to.), poking fun at rednecks, the president, rap guys, etc. I consider myself to be fairly liberal, but I seldom get offended by much, and I was kinda feeling like a country bumpkin watching this show because of how dumbed-down and vaguely racist I thought it was. \n\nTo make matters worse every joke about any demographic group he was making a joke about had a stupid goofy sound effect, stupid mask, and/or little light show associated with it. As far as I'm concerned, it looked like something you would see at a high school talent show or on youtube. I was extremely dissapointed with how bad it was. \n\nI've seen gallagher a couple of times and I will take him over this carrot top show any day of the week. \n\nMaybe it was an off night for him. Kind of seemed that way, honestly.\n\nIf I could give it a 0 star rating, I would.\nYou couldn't give me a free room at the Luxor for a night to see that show again."^^ . "2010-11-03T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . . . "3"^^ .