"4"^^ . . "2008-11-30T00:00:00"^^ . "BJ Penn doing it up big in Las Vegas, January 31st, got my tickets, now I need a room. Fight is at MGM, do I really wanna stay in monstrosity MGM city, with flocks of Asian's yelling monkey monkey monkey? I don't know? Do I?\n\nThat brings me to my current dilemma, THEhotel at Mandalay Bay or Mandalay Bay? I've stayed at THEhotel on 4 separate occasions, Mandalay, about 8, all were memorable.\n\nThis Hotel speaks for itself, Over 170 reviews mostly 4 and 5 stars, I'm sure the other reviewers can fill you in on the decor, service, serenity and whatnot. \n\nI do get a kick out of their redundant use of the word, THE. THEsoap, THElotion, THEpowder, THEtoiletpaper.\n\nTwo occasions that I've stayed here, THEspa was fully booked and I had to walk in my robe through the casino to the Mandalay Bay spa. I swear the other guests thought I was a hooker. I was tryin, but they weren't buyin. The spa at the Mandalay bay compared to THEspa is knotches above. The decor at THEspa is uber chic but the massage therapist and the treatments are eye's rollin', coma inducing at Mandalay Bay.\n\nSo, do we shell out the extra dough to stay at THEhotel? Or pay half the price to stay at Mandalay Bay? Play at your own risk and get it all comped? but I'm the type of playa, if I aint feeling the love in your casino, I'm gonna take my action elsewhere even though I could be getting rated. I rather pay than play, at my convenience. THEslotmachines were very generous THElasttime.\n\n6 years ago, my other half shattered THEcosmeticmirror in THEbathroom, which warranted us 7 years of bad luck, oh thanks, I answered my own question, guess I'll come back next year. Caesers?"^^ . "11"^^ . . "10"^^ . "8"^^ . .