"6"^^ . "4"^^ . "2"^^ . . . . "2012-02-20T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "Animal. Style. \n\nI see you baby, slathering my cheeseburger with special sauce and pickles and onions. And oh God, is that mustard in the burger? \n\nHow dare you! To think I would ruin such an amazing creation with a tomato or lettuce. No such healthy stuff here. Puh-lease. \n\nOh and the way I pour that Root Beer. Oooh baby, that's it. So refreshing. \n\nWhy do I make your fries so limp, baby? If I could change one thing about you, sugar, just crisp up those fries... For me? \n\nWe don't have to fight, just hand me that stack o napkins and everything will be all right. You know I love you.\n\nAnimal style."^^ .