"HORRIBLE!!!\n\nThis place could not be worse. \n\nFirst off, it is Never open, ever! They have the most bizarre hours. \n\nBut then on this magical Friday (after months of trying) they were actually open for dinner hours. Hooray!!! And once they were finally open they refused to Honor the Groupon that I had been attempting to use for Months!!! I wouldn't have bothered trying to follow up with these purveyors of shit on a plate if i hadn't already paid for a Groupon. Thanks for wasting my time And money!\n\nNow.... let's get to the food... IT SUCKED!!!! \n\nThe\"salad\" - I think they get the left over rooty iceberg butts from Food Lion's prepared salads and then ineffectively try to pass it off as something edible. Horribleness!\n\nThe wings - so over cooked. Inedible husks. Kinda like cracklings with bones... and then dipped it in a combo of pig feces and Frank's red hot.\n\nThe \"Neopolitan\" pizza. Soggy, greasy, crap. If I had just crawled out of a Nazi death camp I would consider eating it. Otherwise, Hell No!!! My toilet paper after a greasy Thai curry shit likely has a better texture. \n\nI'd much rather order from Dominos across the street. And I hate Dominos. \n\nF this place. F the management. F the food.\n\nPostscript: \nI'm writing this while seated upon my throne. I have been here for some time as my intestines continue to cramp and erupt. I have been here so long that my legs have fallen asleep. While I enjoy slinging a little mud every now and then, I am not currently enjoying these liquified anal eruptions. Not one bit! Thanks for the poopy experience Slices! Maybe I'll bag some of my Slices induced excrement and leave it on your doorstep so that you can experience it as well! \n\nHave a nice day!"^^ . "2017-07-01T00:00:00"^^ . . "0"^^ . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ . . "2"^^ .