"Holy horrible cupcakes. I found this vendor on Yelp looking to fill an order. Oh my, do I hate you yelpers now. Let's hit the high points:\n\nCustomer Service: B- Pretty much what I would expect but nothing over the top.\n\nOk let's hit the other points.\n\nCupake texture: F- This wasn't a cupcake. It was a crumbly muffin.\n\nCupcake presentation F- Some of my cupcakes were burned (or overcooked) around the edges. Others were a weird flat shape like they didn't rise correctly. Why did I pay them $3.50 per crispy muffin? \n \nBooziness: Since this is what they've used to set themselves apart from other cupcake bakers, I think they should be judged on it. If anyone is feeling even slightly tipsy from these cupcakes...as some of you reviewers have...you adorable little lightweights. I had to tell people they had booze in them and most of them didn't believe me. Maybe they save the booze for their events.\n\nOverall, I didnt' really like anything about these cupcakes. Ideally, I would like both quality service and awesome cupcakes. If I HAD to choose however, screw customer service....fatty likes cake."^^ . . "2"^^ . "2013-02-05T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "6"^^ . "0"^^ . . .