. . "The food is probably great, but I wouldn't know, as I've only been sitting at a table here for a little over an hour. I have already chewed my straw as much as possible and I fear I will start to pick the green tomatoes off a nearby plant as the little remaining hope I have that I will ever be served is dwindling. Send help."^^ . "2017-08-19T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . . "0"^^ . "1"^^ . "0"^^ .