"A red-blooded American male does NOT go to Hooters to dine; he goes there to STARE.\n\nButt, all joking aside (did I just misspell the word \"but?\" I must have been distracted; forgive me...), the food really is terrific, and the \"babes\" are just awesome.\n\nWhenever one of their lovely servers approaches my table and purrs, \"What would you like to drink?\" I can't help but respond with, \"Milk...\"\n\nMy advice is that no man should go there, ALONE. Take a buddy with you, so you will have someone to witness you making a total jackass of yourself, based on your \"high school hormones.\""^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . . "2012-02-04T00:00:00"^^ . . . "5"^^ .