. . "0"^^ . "0"^^ . "2018-03-17T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . "45 minutes and counting ...\n\nWaiting for a simple drug screen. I am amazed by how long everything seems to be taking here. \n\nThere is one other patient in the lobby. Should I pee in a jar at home and bring it to you? What is the hold-up?!"^^ . .