. "0"^^ . . "2009-10-17T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "3"^^ . "0"^^ . "So I don't know where all these people are normally getting their Chinese food but this place is GOD AWFUL and I really think the owners have paid these people who have reviewed this place with me. I wouldn't eat here again if you paid me. \nI got the panflet sent to me in the mail and it actually delivers to my apartment which is rare so I figured why not? FAIL!!!! I should have taken my normal 10 minute drive up to Indian School. \n\nFirst off the women answering the phone was rude but I digress. Second off this place is not cheap and I wound up paying almost 30 bucks for little portions of god awful food.\n\nThe Hot and sour soup is awful. I couldn't eat it. Who puts pork into that soup? It wasn't even spicy!!! It also smelled terrible. It looked like a mish mosh of whatever they had lying around the kitchen and then they soaked it in the leftover eggdrop soup. It didn't contain the usual mix of chinese mushrooms that you would normally find along with that dark brown chili broth that I live for.\n\nThe fried rice was dry as a bone and the expensive 10.95 pu-pu platter was a few pieces of dry overcooked pork, 1 ghetto chicken wing that we were afraid to eat and these measly little dried shrimps. \n\nThe egg rolls were dry, tasteless and inedible.\n\nI ordered the orange chicken and I seriously think that they pre-ordered this stuff from some ready- made food company and microwaved it because it started to make me nauseous. \n\nAnd now the dumplings.....It says we were suppose to get 8 and the pictures looked good..what we got was 6 shriveled little things and I don't even want to venture with whats inside. \n\nI am from New York and have had my share of bad and good Chinese and I know I will not get the quality of good NYC Chinese food in Phoenix but this is just bad, overpriced food, with a nasty receptionist and I will NEVER eat here again!!\n\nPass the Maalox please!!!"^^ . .