"0"^^ . "Was visiting Cleveland when my friends and I decided to check this place out. It's right next to the market, so the location is great too.\n\nUpon arriving, the hostess asked us, \"How can I help you?\" What the hell kind of question is that? I'm here to eat like everyone else! Get me a table FFS! It's the weirdest way I've ever been greeted by a hostess. \n\nAtmosphere is good. Dark and sexy and weird chandeliers all over. I dig that. \n\nApparently Ohio, and its proximity to the Midwest (some say it is the Midwest), makes it fond of different types of meat and sauerkraut. I'm familiar with sauerkraut, and much to my surprise, they serve deep fried sauerkraut. I'd be hard pressed to find something more delicious, more unhealthy than sauerkraut balls. YUM!\n\nI ordered the mac and cheese with chorizo and well, it was fine but unmemorable. \n\nThis place gets three stars. Why? The service was terrible. It took forever to place our food order and it took forever to get our food and an even longer time to get our check. It ended up being a 90 minute lunch. No Bueno."^^ . "3"^^ . "2015-03-31T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . . . . "1"^^ .