. "Sometimes I go into a place and then i start to think that it'd be dicky to write a bad review of a place. really i'd like to give this place 2 stars but it gets one extra one for no reason other than I'm feeling nice.\n\nI ordered the chicago style vienna beef hot dog. I asked if they had more than one type of dog to choose from because I prefer schnauzers. (just kidding. lighten up, people) Anyway the owner (presumably) told me that they only have one kind, \"The Best Kind.\" Sure you do, pal. I prefer like polish firedogs which some vienna beef places have or maybe polish sausage (make all your little jokes, go ahead) but as a general rule I've never had a vienna beef hot dog i didn't like.\n\nWell this seemed to me to be more of a Bar-S than vienna beef and I felt totally aggrieved.\n\nmy pal Chris G, a man among men who yelps sparingly, had a chicken gyro which he said was so dry he had to eat it in the rain, whatever that means. the fries were lackluster.\n\nSo I'm gonna give this place 2 stars but i guess i'll put three up there because I just feel bad."^^ . . "9"^^ . . "7"^^ . "7"^^ . "2009-12-17T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ .