. . "2"^^ . "I heard about a butcher shop that will deliver pigs if you call in, so I gave them a call. Upon arriving, they just started yelling a lot of confusing orders at me. Some of them were even contradictory! Turns out they just serve the meat of innocent people. Ugh. Cannibals. Do not recommend."^^ . "2017-12-09T00:00:00"^^ . . "17"^^ . "5"^^ . "1"^^ .