"0"^^ . . "0"^^ . "I've lied (\"Ooh yeah, we can't eat there, that place has rats\") \n\nI've Blackmailed (\"do you really want your wife to find out what we do on guys night out?\")\n\nI've Scammed: (\"Grandma, you missed my Birthday again. Yes you can treat me to dinner; I know just the place.\")\n\n\nI'll pull a Cop & Blow, I'll play the Shill if need. But in truth, I'm a Grifter. All to get back to you, Okra. \n\nI need no excuses. I make no apologies. \n\nI am a bad man, and you made me this way. \n\n\nI introduce friends to this restaurant, just so they'll celebrate birthdays here: \"Friends, this is Okra. Okra, this is friends.\"\n And every time, friends love it (\"how did I not know about this?) and every time, they rave (\"how have I never been here?\").\n\nWhat's that, you ask? My percentage? \n\nWhy don't you fire me up some of that world class Headcheese, and maybe we'll talk."^^ . "5"^^ . . "0"^^ . . "2016-12-22T00:00:00"^^ .