<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://schema.org/dateCreated> "2014-02-15T00:00:00"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#dateTime> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#type> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#Review> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#text> "We had a reservation for tonight, Valentines Day, for the very first sitting at 4. When we got there they didn't have us on the list of reservations, though we called twice in advance to arrange and confirm. When we called in advance, they said they would offer both their regular menu and a V-day special menu. Their website said the same thing. We prefer the regular menu, as those special menus have way too much food.\n\nWhen we got there we were the only ones aside from something weird going on with an old man who they turned away. \n\nAnyway, we sat there a while. Turns out, they would not honor what they said on the phone, and what was still on their website, which my husband showed them from his phone (it was, and probably still is, on their website) - they would not honor the normal menu. But WAIT - it gets worse. The special menu wasn't ready, and while we waited, they were supposedly printing it. Really? 15 minutes into a V-day sitting, and you still have no menu? We waited and waited, and finally realized this was a cluster-f in the making.\n\nWe left. The place sucks. We went up the street to Suds Maguire and it was wonderful :-)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#reviewer> <http://data.yelp.com/User/id/zfxXayB5obuX-rvdXzbuNg> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://schema.org/itemReviewed> <http://data.yelp.com/Business/id/XTumKkL8Ns3StEvW1nwcow> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews> "1"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#rating> "1"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews> "6"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/3bL7fXdRMUKByzC_FNQ-xA> <http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews> "2"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .