. "18"^^ . "All hail the Queen of Dairy! We bow down in your royal honor...but mostly, I praise your highness because of your mouthwatering banana splits. How I have missed those three mountains of soft serve goodness topped with chocolate, strawberries, pineapple and whipped cream surrounded by a whole banana. Your dipped cones, Blizzards, and sundaes are pretty splendid as well. Thank goodness the drive-thru here is so speedy because today is a cheat day and I can't wait no more! Whoa, the calorie count on a banana split is only 530 -- even better! Yes, the super polite DQ employees make the visit a breeze. Now, please hand over that delicious cold treat that I've been craving."^^ . . "23"^^ . "2016-03-20T00:00:00"^^ . "4"^^ . . "25"^^ .