"2"^^ . "2011-04-08T00:00:00"^^ . . . "Within the last six months I have managed to lose my passport, social security card and my driver's license twice because I am so freakin' awesome! F-M-L!!!! Luckily my two visits to this specific DMV location have been quick, painless and actually quite enjoyable. \n\nItems to bring with you: \nProper forms of ID \nCompleted paperwork \nCoffee is a MUST with 3 add shots of course \nHeadphones- today I was bumping to Snoop Dogg \nMakeup just in case they try to pull a quick one on you and you have to retake the retarded photo \nHAND SANITIZER because people that smell this bad have to have mad germs. \n\nThe DMV is possibly my favorite place to people watch other than the airport. On this occasion there were two women with the biggest hair that could pass for members of the group Heart. It's windy outside, but those female mullets were still standing strong thanks to all the Aqua-net they used. \n\nMy experience was positive because I was in and out within thirty minutes. The lady assisting me went above and beyond doing her job. She engaged in personal conversation about my birthday, my hair color, my red nose, and heritage. She sincerely cared about me and said I reminded her of her daughter. I thought it was sweet and I left feeling as if I have a Fairy Russian Godmother at the DMV. Let's just pray I don't turn into a pumpkin or lose my license again."^^ . "4"^^ . "10"^^ . "4"^^ . .