. "I've been here three times in the past month - not by choice. Over all of my visits, I ordered the chicken quesadilla twice, chicken nachos, and spinach and artichoke dip. The chicken quesadilla was good the first time (except the guacamole is like no guacamole I've ever seen - whole chunk of avocado, really dark green, really not good), but the third visit, it was burnt and dry. The chicken nachos come with a ton of toppings (incl the weird guac), but somehow still have no taste. The dip also had very little taste, and the chips were stale.\n\nThe third visit was at 2 PM on a weekday, but they had the \"Event Menu\" on the table. The Event Menu is really limiting, so I asked the waitress, \"Is this the menu for today?\" and she said yes, but then huffily said, \"Do you want a regular menu?\" You either offer the full menu, or you don't. We were the only people in there, and I feel like they just wanted to stick with the smaller menu.\n\nThe menu she brought me was sticky, with soda spilled on it. Like, the pages were stuck together, and the first two pages actually ripped when I tried to turn the page. I resorted to the Event Menu because I didn't want to touch that thing any longer.\n\nThe kids' meals say that they come with a dessert. The first visit, they brought it right out. The second time, I had to request it, and the waiter seemed confused. The third visit, the waitress brought out the check and never mentioned it, and I just wanted to leave. \n\nCost for me and two kids was about $50 each time. WAY overpriced. Never again."^^ . "2017-08-24T00:00:00"^^ . . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . . "0"^^ . "0"^^ .