. "0"^^ . . "1"^^ . . "Zero stars = total rip-off !\n\nDecor and ambiance just so-so. Service is only average; staff seemed inexperienced (not counting stints at McDonald's or Burger King).\n\nMake sure you have eaten and stopped by an ATM before your arrival.\n\nMenu and items are all way over priced, portions are ultra-tiny. \nThe roaches in this place are fed better than the patrons.\n\nThe single scallop they used to construct an appetizer seemed to be \nformed using a surgical laser which yielded 6 slices the thickness of a human hair."^^ . "0"^^ . "2009-12-04T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ .