. . "3"^^ . "9"^^ . "2012-01-12T00:00:00"^^ . "STORY TIME\nMind, you before this, I was playing at the poker table. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 drinks...6? I don't know how much. I had to pass out at the house for a while, and when I woke up I was still drunk! TIME TO GO PARTYING!\n\nIt is my last night in Vegas, fourth day of vacation and I haven't been to the gay club yet! ABSURD! I was stuck with all these straight, moke men and it was time for this type of atmosphere to end. Prior to this, Yelp led my two angels and myself, to Piranha due to alleged good reviews. The place was sooo sketch...., Even the woman who was about to take our money.... she had crossed eyes with a BMI of 30 something and a latino accent. $20! $20!!! Woman...you are OUT OF YOUR MIND! We took our high-class diva-selves to Krave! Our instincts didn't fail us!\n\nPhilamer: You better screw someone while we are here (Krave).\nMe: WHAT!? Where would I go? Take him to Jess' house?\nPhilamer: JUST DO IT IN THE BATHROOM!\nMe: OMG! Shut up already! Let's just go and have fun!\n\nGuy #1 with braces and a nice body: Um...what are you doing? You don't know how to dance. I kindly step away...\n\nPhilamer: What happened?\nMe: He was a bad, bad dancer!\nPhilamer: You're being soo god damn picky! \nMe: :-P\n\nGuy #2 I met through Philamer's friend. My now buzzed state was well enough to know that this guy was A TERRIBLE dancer! JUST TERRIBLE! Are you sure you're gay? Giving us a really bad name...\nWith no prospects, I attempted to make this better. What's your name? Bill? Yikes...I can't handle this...NEXT!\n\nPhilamer and Jess were getting fed up and no body in plain sight. Until... yes! Finally found someone who was dancing good! YES! I looked around and just starred ahead. I think he was dancing with somebody, but I didn't care. I had to interrupt! Finding good dancers is such a rare thing now these days! \n\nMr. Salad (keep his name private) is his nickname. This was a match made in heaven due to background information that was exchanged. I even went as far to ask for a kiss. At the end of the night, I had swollen lips. We're keeping in touch to this day. YEA!\n\nPhilamer: sooo did you get some?\nMe: Met a really cool guy\nPhilamer: Did you do it in the bathroom?\nMe: Jesus....!\n\nSYNOPSIS\nThis place is by the main strip and you can't miss it! Like seriously. When we looked outside there wasn't much of a line. Perfect...because it was cold! Inside is HUGGGEE! Biggest club I have seen thus far. They had gay dancers, performers, a fake Brittney Spears, midgets, people with GREAT bodies. It's Vegas, the people you see here are from all kinds of races! YES! I don't know why this placed received poorer reviews compared to the ghetto we just visited. Right night to come to Krave, I suspect. I had a great time. There were some songs I wondered why they were playing, but I burned a lot of calories. The price is kind of steep for my liking because I typically go to places that are free...but the night was definitely worth it. Sometimes, you just have to MAKE YOUR FUN!\n\nENVIRONMENT\nA big sign is outside in purple. KRAVE! Once inside, it seemed like it was circus night. YES! This is the type of partying I should be bestowed upon. Guys with great bodies, d\u00E9cor of the place was awesome, people on stilts. The atmosphere screamed circus party! At moments during the night, foam would come falling from the sky! YES! There were small pyramid-like steps you could go on and dance! I used this to find people to dance with! There were two areas, the dance floor and the area where 21+ were drinking. 18 and older weren't allowed. Nice! I love special treatments!\n\nEMPLOYEES:\nI never had a hassle with anyone here. The lady on the stilts, even though she was having a hard time moving, was nice enough to get out of my way to pass. WOW! Love you sistah! \n\nSome other reviews mentioned that some of the dancers were getting tired or weren't good. That is kind of true. I was expecting them to get down and dirty! But no, that wasn't happening. Worse, they stuffed their pants to make their package bigger. LOL! I laughed at this in entertainment instead of observing it with disgust. \n\nDRINKS\nI needed to stop drinking by the time I was here. Yea...I know if otherwise, I would have been making wrong decisions!!!!\n\nPEOPLE\nPlethora of people from different varieties. Good dancers? Um... to some various degrees. Nothing I find heart-pumping. I honestly just thought Ceazar was the best, probably because I danced with him the ENTIRE night. Giggles.\n\nCOST\nI paid for Philamer and I, $40! Whatever, I am on vacation! Any other time, this would NOT have happened.... I think... I have to come back to Vegas to double check.\n\nSIDE NOTE:\nUnder 21 are blatantly marked with black X's!!!! Hahhaa..so poor thing."^^ . . "4"^^ . "5"^^ .