"11"^^ . . "I'mma tell it how it really went down the night of Nuit Blanche '09.\nCast: Neil T, Deanna W, her friend Moe, me\n\n== 1:53 a.m.==\nOn the Queen St. streetcar, headed eastbound to Jeff Koons exhibit at the Eaton Centre\n\nMe: I'm hungry. Anyone else hungry?\nMoe: Me.\nDeanna: Kind of...\nMe: Should we just get off at Spadina and go to New Ho King first?\nNeil: Nah. Let's keep going and hit it later. We gotta keep the momentum going.\nMe (rolls eyes): Sigh. OK.\n\n==2:27 a.m.==\nOutside the Eaton Centre, after Rabbit Balloon viewing\n\nNeil: I'm really tired now. I don't think I can make it all the way to New Ho King.\nDeanna: There are some Chinese places nearby on Dundas.\nMoe: Yeah, Lee's Garden is really good.\nNeil: Nah. That place is too fancy. We should check out Hong Shing. My Jamaican friends swear by it.\nMe: Fine but I'm REALLY hungry now.\n\n==2:54 a.m.==\nAt Hong Shing, packed full\n\nMoe: I'm going to get the chicken with mixed vegetables.\nNeil: You can't order that. That's a vegetable dish, not a chicken dish. Get the lemon chicken.\nMe: Shut up, order nazi. Let the guy get what he wants.\nDeanna: Yeah. We're already getting one deep-fried dish. Let's get something healthier.\nMoe: Meh. Whatever. Lemon chicken is fine.\n\n==3:11 a.m.==\nAt Hong Shing, getting more crowded\n\nMe: This fried squid is so dense and mushy.\nDeanna: And the snow pea leaves are sitting in a pool of oil.\nNeil: This is the worst lemon chicken and worst Chinese restaurant in all of Toronto.\nMe: Let me point out that YOU picked the restaurant and made Moe order that dish.\nDeanna: Yeah!\nMoe: Yeah!\nNeil: ...\n\n==Fin=="^^ . "1"^^ . . "20"^^ . "12"^^ . "2009-10-05T00:00:00"^^ . .