. . "2"^^ . "8"^^ . "4"^^ . "From the first day, I treated her like no other.\nI lovingly washed her.\nWheeled her outside twice a week.\nAnd, when she fell, I was quick to pick her up and clean her off.\nThen some miserable fuckstick of humanity stole her...right out from underneath me.\n\nI called the City of Scottsdale and reported her missing. \nThey said they would have a new garbage container out to me in two days.\n\nI won't let this one out of my sight. \nNot ever again.\n\nFive stars, Scottsdale."^^ . "5"^^ . "2014-03-14T00:00:00"^^ . .