True to its "Wasted Management" moniker, the Phoenix Open did *not* disappoint.
We parked ten minutes up the street, and before we even entered the gates, we saw police dishing out MIPs like candy, and even attendees handcuffed to golf carts before 11am. I heard many a drunken ASU/UofA fratter yell to his bro for more Coors Light (apparently Natty Light is losing share in the college market?).
After pushing through the crowded entrance, we made our way back to 11, 12, and 15 which were significantly less crowded, and surprisingly, featured golf! Yes, we actually watched professional golfers attempt to score, which put my wife and me in the minority of attendees who weren't trying to do the "scoring" ourselves. ;)
Basically, if you're in college or on a bachelor/bachelorette party, then the Phoenix Open might be just your scene. There is definitely no place like it!