Well played, Wolf of Wendy's!! You knew that it would never occur to drive-thru fodder such as myself to peer beyond that thin veneer of hot fresh fries, didn't you? After all only a maniac would think to suspect that what lurked beneath would be of neither the same consistency nor Calendar Year!!!!!!!! (Seriously, have I just NOW been Punk'd?!) You Sir / M'am are indeed going places! Then again, I just publicly reviewed fast food.
Tl;dr: old rubbery fries