I once witnessed a low functioning humanoid of the female variety being courted by one young man who abandoned his quest for her favor once she began puking on her person and the surrounding flooring. Fear not! She managed to attract and engage in lip locking of the French variety with a second young man, without addressing the freshly vacated bile from her beak, while two other young ladies battled gravity atop her vomit in what one might say resembled dancing if seen from the right angle. It was at about that time when I knew in my heart that this was not the bar for me.