$$@#!!&*($$$!!!!! Owwwww, that hurt... WAHHHHH!! I needed my eyebrows shaped badly, so I walk up to the little kisok in South Park mall, in front of Teavana, ask the brow lady to wax my eyebrows. She said they only do threading. I thought threading was for dark coarse hair, she said she could do it. What have I got to loose? Maybe she could tame these caterpillars. I get in the chair and she starts going at it. Some places hurt more than others, but it goes by really fast.
She asked did I want to do my lip, I let her even though I don't have any hair on my lip, only men have mustaches. Talk about owie zowie. But now my little walrus whiskers are gone. I was thinking anyone needing a little therapy, should go get threaded, you can go through all kinds of emotions in a 5 minute time. Wonder, amazment, pain, (even shed a few tears) and elation when it's over. Man, after that I deserve a Chick-fil-a sweet tea. Good thing it's near the food court. (2013 Revision, Fuck Chick-fil-a)
There was a sign on the register for 25% off services, it cost $16.50. I think I like threading. No pain, no gain.