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Do not waste your money. I drove 5 hours for one of the "best in the country" to be let down with something worse than a $5 church haunt. It smelled. The local radio was present and was blasting top hits over the businesses' own music. The mood instantly sucked because Marilyn Manson and Ed Sheeran were fighting for attention. There were NO actors. Each attraction had less than five people. Also, the actors didn't act at all. They only screamed inches from your ear, as if that is supposed to do anything, other than make you mad. The sets had a few nice things, but were mostly made of cheap junk... and a lot of it was even broken or duct taped fixed. Then, they over killed with strobe lights and used the same soundtrack over and over for each house....which still only took 15 minutes, because they sent too many people in and rushed us. This was a miserable experience and I hate myself for giving these idiot thieves $70 to help sustain themselves to ruin the time of even more people next year. All I can say is, if they spent as much time and attention on the house as they do advertising it to look amazing, they'd actually have a decent house. We went to Haunted Hoochie in Cleveland the week before and it was worth every penny. Don't waste your money or time with this sick joke.
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