Dear Earl,
Oh how I've been longing to meet you.
After multiple Vegas trips, I still couldn't find a good reason to come to your house at the Planet Hollywood Miracle Mile shops until last month. Not sure if you remember me, but I came with 3 other people and it was their first time meeting you too.
I kinda feel bad because I was the one who suggested checking you out. Thank goodness the time I came to see you, there was no line because waiting in line for a sandwich, that shit cray. But I'm glad my friends enjoyed your company.
For me, it was kinda like a going on a date. Spending money and at the end of the date, I'm left wanting more. Usually that's a good thing. But after I left you, I saw some lobster roll place and kinda wish I spent my time and money there. Which is usually not a good thing.
However, $5.99 a sandwich, I wouldn't be totally against coming by to see you again.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
Smooches,
Bong E
PS - I got to try The Original and The Club. Maybe next time I'll try the Cannonball because I had a friend drop a meatball on the floor and thought about eating it.
Best hot sandwiches ever. Question Mark.