It was no fault of yours that I had the most panic stricken night since I moved to this active city. Maybe it was your delicious sauce that was of a perfect viscosity and flavor. Maybe it was the better than ever fries that graced my plate, or maybe it was the spectacular grouping of friends with whom I attended this establishment. But whatever it was, I almost died. And I don't mean died in the very proverbial sense, I mean the real "hands over throat Heimlich needing" (more commonly known "j thrust") kind of died.
No thanks to your delicious food however my friends didn't even notice. All of this is not your fault, and I must give you props for putting on such a great party that I almost expired. So four fabulous stars or your "expert combination of chicken, sauce, and fries" (-Adeel O on his first experience of Swiss Chalet). However my veggie burger was standard, if not a little dry (hence said choking). So it was really the adventure that will stay in my mind rather than the entrees. Thanks for making it such a memorable evening.
Bottom line...eaters beware, one must follow my life motto while in this eatery, "pay attention, pay pay attention!". Also always choose sauce over no sauce.