Coyote Ugly, with the focus on UGLY (let's not even talk about that other pantywaisted place)! This place is not for pussies or professionals. It is loud, aggressive, mildly scary and gross. As mentioned in other reviews, the bartenders look like methhead Manson Family members, which in my book is a very freshing change from the Barbies on the Strip and elsewhere. Not only are they pockmarked, stretch-marked and devoid of makeup -- they are also loud and aggressive and wont to bawl into megaphones and get up on the bar for some sort of creepy old-timey hillbilly boot-scooting Riverdance whenever a fiddle jam comes on the jukebox. It's chaos! I also happened to be in there once when the '70s trucker jam "Convoy" came on, and it was nothing short of amazing to watch the bartenders scream the lyrics into their bullhorns.
I stayed away from this bar for a long time because the name sounds vaguely franchise-y and lame, and I read that they had lingerie hung all over the wall. I figured it was the type of place where Tommy Bahama bikers hung out. But I was wrong, and it's actually really gross and nasty and fun. And if you order a Jack and Coke (as I did, trying to be all badass and bikerly) the bartender will advise you with an inscrutably blank stare that "Jim and Coke is cheaper." Bring it on!!!