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My wife recently divorced me, took my house, my 2 beautiful children and my dog Willy whom she didn't even want in the first place. I was looking for a nice apartment with fixtures sturdy enough to hold my 190lbs frame on a rope. I was going to put myself out of my misery. As I was driving along Queen Creek Rd the first apartment complex that popped up was Ocotillo Bay. I walked in with a smile on my face thinking about how my troubles would be soon over. Tina greeted me with a warm smile and kind eyes. As she went over the floor plans and the various features she asked me about myself. I immediately burst into tears. Tina with a look of compassion walked over to my side of the desk where I was slouched in my chair slobbering. She looked me straight in the eyes and enveloped me with the warmest hug I felt in years. As I was soiling her nice sweater with my tears she wispered to me :"it's going to be OK". In that instant I forgot about my bitch wife, my kids and even Willy. With that gesture of pure humanity Tina saved my life. I used the rope I was going to hang myself with to build a decorative coffee table for my new apartment.
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