Steps to a enjoying successful In-N-Out Burger.
1. Get drunk first, this will help your enjoyment of the burger.
2. make sure its late at night so that you are surrounded by more drunk people like you and less teenagers and families.
3. order the double double animal style (with fries and a drink if you are feeling fancy) and get it TO GO.
4. Drive (or if you are too drunk have someone drive for you) home. At this point, you will start to smell the tasty scent of fresh burger with onions and cheese. You are probably dying to rip the paper bag open and devour your burger. but resist. enjoy the smell build-up and tell your burger how much you are going to enjoy eating him/her when you get home.
5. get home and open your burger. Hold it with both hands. For epic classiness, make sure both your pinkies are raised because, after all, you are a lady/gentleman who knows who to eat a burger properly.
6. Make sure you have drowned your burger with extra SPREAD (the thousand island sauce that you have to ask for when you get your burger TO GO). Let the spread and burger drippings fall down the side of your mouth and lick your fingers once you are down.
7. Calm down. control the foodgasm- other people may be watching you and getting the hell creeped out.