my 2nd favorite book in vegas behind the mirage and the old leroys @riviera to complete my trifecta. we all know you gotta have that one dog to follow the chalks
reason i like this place is for a fun encounter w/a ridiculously attractive working girl sporting a size xs chargers uni and daisy dukes
was at the counter checked out killing time waiting for a shuttle to mccarran as my girl at the time was walking around getting frozen yogurt, looking at beads, flowers, playin penny slots or talkin to a gigalo who knows
anyhoo this hot little entrepreneur approaches as perhaps she saw the swiss watch i received as a gift years ago or the goldman sachs duffle i found at a bar and profiled me as someone who may have a few bucks. she introduces herself, rubs my chest and says 'wanna go back up to your room'
i slide said duffle over my crotch and reply 'wish i could honey but dont have any money' all while im filling out a $2 10team parlay card for the road ha. she replies in a youthful 'k byeeee' my girlfriend then comes back says 'ready to go and wtf are you smiling about i thought you lost all your money?'
don't worry bout it boo boo lets go home and try to find you a dan fouts or ladanian jersey..
btw i'm a bears fan