Ranch sauce belongs on quite a few things. More than I can number quite honestly. It doesn't however belong on calamari. Ever! The flavors are all wrong, unfortunately at this suburban pub they had no idea. Not only was this calamari paired all wrong, but it was primarily a tasteless mess. For $14.00, value was not really an ideal here, between the three of us we had three beers, and the calamari, almost $50.00 later my visiting friend now thinks that Toronto has worse food than Calgary (travesty) and that it is exponentially more expensive.
I can't really give them an "Eek. Methinks not!" as there was nothing really terrible, everything was just mediocre, service, patio, etc. etc.
Bottom line...this place seemed good for middle aged mustachios, and freakish families, but less so for this city gal. Suburbia you can have your tasteless mush, I'm going downtown.