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Ever wonder about the definition of hot mess? Follow along and I am gonna break it down for ya. My gf has been to the location in NYC and of course had visions of a ginormous ice cream sundae dancing in her cute little head. We figured the place would be just about the same and they would be able to replicate the picture perfect sundae she had on the east coast. Simple enough, yes?? Not so fast Batman! She ordered the sundae, it came to the table and it seriously looked like they decided to round up all the leftovers and scoop them into a bowl especially for us. I mean no joking around, this was a complete and total disaster! Easily the worst ice cream experience ever and I am sure you are asking yourself why I am making such a big deal over an ice cream sundae. Well, for starters it's $12! AND it's ice cream! How in the world can you manage to completely destroy an ice cream sundae? I mean let's take a quick tutorial on what a sundae entails. 1) Ice Cream 2) Hot Fudge 3) Whipped Cream 4) Cherry on top 4 easy steps that went super sideways and that folks, is my definition of a hot mess. Oh, did I mention you will likely wait close to an hour to be provided with this mess? You will, if you are lucky and in Vegas, ain't that many lucky peeps!
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