FatCat almost rear-end BMW today because very short mini skirt twisting FatCats eye balls away from road. FatCat be very careful on roads from now on.. FatCat glad bar volo open patio. FatCat now go to bar volo patio to enjoy scenery on Yonge street instead of driving around in his CatMobile.
Things FatCat like
- Many beers new to FatCat on tap. Very exciting for FatCat
- Location + Nice big patio right on Yonge street
- FatCat not try food at BarVolo.. so 5 star rating only for beer and atmosphere.
Things FatCat not like
- Too small when patio not open in winter. FatCat go only in summer because of this. Place very popular..
This time of year always very dangerous for FatCat. Other fat cats... also please drive carefully.. FatCat making pledge to not get hypnotized by short skirts anymore when driving..
SIDE STORY: FatCat finally get to bottom of Canada Goose issue.. (See FatCat review for Hemmingway for why FatCat concerned about Canada Goose)
This time FatCat suspicion is right.. This is very big cult.. and not just in Canada... Global. But not worry too much.. Not dangerous cult.
FatCat investigation find that people not buying jackets because of cold weather. People buying jackets because jacket coming with big seal of approval. Cult members thinking "I approve of you dressing like me because it make me feel better to be part of big crowd, even though part of me really hate you for having newer jacket with bigger seal."
FatCat not too concerned about Canada Goose cult. Just make sure he not fall into trap himself.. FatCat good investigator..